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"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." - Tom Clancy
"You know ‘that look’ women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Steve Martin
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." - Woody Allen
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." - Rodney Dangerfield
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL." - Lynn Lavner
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist." - Matt Barry
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." - George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." - George Burns
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." - Sharon Stone
"My girlfriend always laughs during sex - no matter what she's reading." - Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
